Bureau of Romantic Records
Every person you've dated becomes one collectible card: alias, rating, red flags, the whole file. By you, for you. On your phone, nowhere else.
Bureau status: processing · Android beta soon
Form SD-69 Self service
One specimen, filed right here in the browser. Nothing is saved, nothing is sent. The Bureau is merely showing off.
Client-side only. The Bureau keeps no copy.
A dependable specimen. Filed with respect.
Feature index Filed in order of importance, allegedly
Flip every card at once into ages, origins, locations, or flag memos. Your type, made visible. You may not enjoy the findings.
Pick a year, receive the era in review: MVP, The Lesson, hot streaks, passport pages. Computed on your device, witnessed by no one.
Send them a survey link. They rate the experience back, you seal it on the card. Their words, on the record, notarized by nobody.
Induction is reserved for the nines and tens. Permanent shine, permanent placement. The Bureau does not hand these out.
Every word your exes' initials can spell, with per-letter credits. Completely unnecessary. Absolutely included.
Export any card as a PNG that is anonymized by construction: alias only, no photo, no handle. The group chat gets the lore, not the identity.
Form SD-02 Internal memo, now public
Even the survey has no backend: the link carries the questions, the answers travel back as a code they paste to you. No cloud, no sync, no analytics on your records. This memo is the entire data policy.
Form SD-01 Intake
The deck opens on Android first. Leave an address, pick a platform, and the Bureau will notify you in order received. That is the entire process. We are a very simple agency.
You are in line. The Bureau will be in touch when the beta opens.